WHAT YOUR DRINK ORDER SAYS ABOUT YOU

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Your drink order tells the bartender, as well as the people around you, a lot about you. (It tells the bartender more, however.. because we’ve probably seen your type before.. many times.)

“Give me a Miller Light, bro”

Frat-boy or frat-boy type. You want to get drunk but you don’t want to spend a lot of money. You are spitting when you talk because you are too drunk to formulate words correctly.

“Can I get an old-fashioned?”

You’re either an old, nerdy white dude who used to order these when your were younger; or you are a hipster who heard this is the “in hipstery drink” to order right now. Either way, you have a polo shirt on, buttoned all the way to the top.

“I want a long-island, is it strong here?”

Rookie drinker. Yes, our long-island is strong here.. because it’s made with 4 liquors and 1 liqueur. It’s also a grooossss drink because it’s made with 4 liquors and 1 liqueur (4 liquors that don’t play well together).

“Black Label please, neat.”

You know what you’re doing. You are likely a white or Latin guy of some-sort and you’ve been to a bar/ nightclub before. I probably won’t see you trying to light the wrong end of a cigarette later.

“I want 5 Baby-Guiness shots!”

You are a drunk girl (or maybe a drunk, effeminate guy). You heard some other drunk girl order this shot 2 years ago and now you order it when you get drunk every.single.time. I’ll probably see your slutty underwear later when you fall on the dance floor.

“Hennessy VSOP in a snifter please.”

If I got this order with a blind-fold on, I would still know that it’s an order from a black guy over the age of 30. You likely have a 3-piece suit on and maybe are still wearing a Bluetooth headset in your ear for some reason.

“Vodka-Soda.”

You want to get drunk but you don’t want the calories. This is your low-calorie option to keep you sugar intake low… until you wake up tomorrow with a hangover and order a large, 3 meat-pizza from Dominoes to take the edge off.

“I don’t know what I want.”

You are the bane of the bartender’s existence. Who let you in here? I can’t tell you what you want.. because I’m not you. I can tell you what I like – Jack on the rocks. If you don’t want that, I’m fresh-out of ideas. Step aside or go to Applebee’s where you can stare at the disgusting drink menu and order something that has Hershey’s chocolate syrup in it.